On Blue Ivy's godmother, Mykey T, and talk to text.
Jordan: I mean he did send me a friend request so I'm thinking he wants to make me the beyonce to his jay-z, holla holla
Me: Clearlyyy. When you have a little Jordie T i better be the godmother. Those lames chose Oprah. Like what benefits could that possibly have?
Jordan: Except for the fact that she will get a car at every single bday and then her own spin off talk show like Dr. Phil, nothing....
Me: Ughhhh, pointless luxuries.
Jordan: Ain't no Thang but a chicken wine
Jordan: I had my talk to text on and it didn't turn out so well
