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In an attempt to control his unruly class, a Belgian teacher began revealing Game of Thrones plot twists each time his pupils acted up. “I’ve read all the books,” he warned. “I will write the names of the dead on the board.” After a few major spoilers, a student reports, the class now maintains a “religious silence.”
The US Weekly I am reading right now (via abbyjean)
Ashlee’s going HAM in Target, shopping for our lady apartment. What to choose?!

Ashlee’s going HAM in Target, shopping for our lady apartment. What to choose?!

Fluff rice with a fork, never stir it with a spoon.
Vaseline is the best night time eye cream on the market.
You can buy alcohol and chips with your parents’ gas station credit cards.
If you force something, you’ll break it. That could be good or bad.
It’s important to read the care tags on your clothing and follow those instructions.
Related: don’t wash and dry j. crew wool sweaters.
Changing your car’s oil is not optional.
Whatever physical objects you acquire you will one day have to put into a box and move.
You’re allowed to disagree with negative feedback.
It’s always worth reading the instruction manual.
Nostalgia, like any drug, can be a poison or a remedy.
Pets are like human friends but better in every conceivable way.
Good doctors listen more than they talk.
You can’t fix a burned roux.
Floss.
Just because someone is an authority figure does not mean they are intelligent/competent/right.
Measure twice, cut once.
Get your nice jeans and dress pants tailored by a professional.
If you’re uncomfortable wearing it you will not look good.
You’re not required to drink alcohol while in a bar.
There are a few things that cure all ills: the beach, your favorite album on vinyl, and fresh garlic.
Kindness is not weakness.
Baking soda is not baking powder.
Taking Excedrin P.M. while still in public is not advisable.
Terrible people will succeed. Wonderful people will fail. The world is not fair.
Appropriate footwear is always key.
You can absolutely be too forgiving.
Real humor punches up, not down.
Reading the assigned chapters will actually help you learn the material.
There are no adults. Everyone is as clueless as you are.
Applying eyeliner well is a timeless art.
You can always leave. Awkward dates, suffocating jobs, hometowns that you outgrow, relationships that aren’t growing in the right direction.
You can always come home again.
But it won’t be the same.
Life is too short for bad books, boring movies, shitty people, and margarine.
Never underestimate the importance of eyebrows.
sweetoothdesign:

Cake baking tip! #Butter, #oil, #shortening, or #margarin ?? 

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sweetoothdesign:

Cake baking tip! #Butter, #oil, #shortening, or #margarin ??

#chart #tip #cake #baking #tip #guide #foodie #sugar #sweet #sweetooth #sweettooth #yum #inspire #dessert

anuhdee:

She is perfect

tortallmagic:

Olaf as Disney Princesses

beyoncevszombie:

"Yoncé all on his mouth like liquor"

beyoncevszombie:

"Yoncé all on his mouth like liquor"

nevver:

Design Crush
heatherfeathery:

Currently.

heatherfeathery:

Currently.

coca-cola:

National Pet Day seems like a good day to play Laser Cats, until they invent National Laser Cat Day. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.com

coca-cola:

National Pet Day seems like a good day to play Laser Cats, until they invent National Laser Cat Day. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.com

thevintagepostbox:

Illustration: Resting
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thevintagepostbox:

Illustration: Resting

This is a piece from my show at Spyhouse Coffee! Come see it in real life! 

A Day To Remember - If It Means A Lot To You
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justdetailsinthefabric:

breeef:

If It Means A Lot To You - A Day To Remember

And don’t you dare say we can just be friends

Till everyone is singing la la la la

quickweaves:

quickweaves:

White people destroyed 3/4s of the world for spices and have the nerve not to season their food.

this post wont die