"Her hair was a rich red...
the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

breelandwalker:

sushinfood:

vvankinq:

this is fucked up. this fucked me up. the teachers fucked up by not showing us this fuck up. fuck.

dear god

i’m 28 and never knew this

WITCHCRAFT

softboycollective:

meanwhile the police fill the block with tear gas. who’s protecting and serving here

caramichele:

little—earthquakes:

potterbird:

Daniel Radcliffe's acceptance speech for the Man of the Year Glamour Award, 2013. (x)

HAHAHAHA omg

Ashlee made dinner. ☺️ #whatdokidseat

Ashlee made dinner. ☺️ #whatdokidseat

Our pretty, pretty lunch dates. (at The Fresh Market Café)

Our pretty, pretty lunch dates. (at The Fresh Market Café)

👭 (at Greensboro Science Center)

👭 (at Greensboro Science Center)

banana has found a new favorite human. 😻🍌

banana has found a new favorite human. 😻🍌

"Not quite toasted enough, maybe just another minute." ~ The Sierra Rector Story 🙊😾🍞

"Not quite toasted enough, maybe just another minute." ~ The Sierra Rector Story 🙊😾🍞